Quotations"I'm Here Proving To Everyone That I'm Totally Open To Employment Opportunities... I Found This Gig Tonight On Craigslist!"by HANNAH LAWRENCE · March 29, 2010
Quotations"New Jersey, Would You Stop Embarrassing Me?! I Know You're New York's Chunkier, Uglier, Sluttier Sister But Pull Yourself Together, Girl." by Chiara Atik · March 26, 2010
Quotations"I Am Making The First 3-D Beach Comedy About A Shark That Attacks A Small Beach Town And I Save The Day With My 3-D Boobs. I've Even Written A Role For Dolly Parton To Play The Town Mayor!"by Chiara Atik · March 26, 2010
Quotations“Jersey Shore is premiering in 30 different countries this week. It will be shown in France, except in France it’s called Another Reason to Hate America.”by Rachelle Hruska · March 25, 2010
Quotations"I Don't Love Her New Music, It's Not The Same. It's Like Michael Jordan Coming Back Out To Play In The NBA. She Is Past Her Best."by Chiara Atik · March 24, 2010
Quotations"I couldn't believe when he was on CNN. I thought, what happened to CNN? Who is this guy? Who is this madman? And then of course he wound up on Fox News, which is where he belongs, I guess."by Rachelle Hruska · March 24, 2010
Quotations"To My Sweet Sister Sandra, My Prayers Are With You. My Prayers Are Also With Your Husband, Baby. That Is Between The Two Of You And I Hope Ya'll Make It Work. Everybody Else, And Please Quote Me, Mind Your Damn Business."by Chiara Atik · March 23, 2010
Quotations"I Really Love Cursing A Lot. But As I Get Older, I Realize It's A Little Unseemly For Women Of A Certain Age. But Then Once You Pass Sixty-Five, You Can Hit It Full Tilt Again And It's Charming. Once You're Lauren Bacall's Age, You Can Be Like "What The Fuck."by Chiara Atik · March 23, 2010
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